My car slowly came to a halt at the side of the road near Hari Nagar Depot red light. I lowered the car window and craned my neck. Traffic Cop – Haan jee? Ke hua(Yes sir, what happened) Me – Wo ji galti se red light jump ho gayi, kitne ka challan hua? (I jumped the red light by mistake, what’s the challan amount?) Traffic Cop – Waah ye sahi hai(Great! This is awesome) Me - Bataiye toh sir, kitne dene hain(tell me sir, how much am I supposed to pay?) Traffic Cop – Kuch nahi dene, traffic light kharaab ho gayi thhi…achanak hi red ho gayi…Ab theek hai(You don’t need to pay anything, this traffic light was malfunctioning, turned red all of a sudden…Now its fine) Me – Oh fir theek hai dhanywaad(It’s okay then, thank you) Traffic Cop – Kahan jaa rahe ho? Agar cantonment ki side jaa rahe ho to inko chhod dena(Where are you going? If you are going towards cantonment, please give him a lift) Me – Haan kyu nahi, Gurgaon jaa raha hoon…Cantonment raaste me hi hai(Yeah! Why not? I am on my way to Gurgaon…Cantonment is on the way) Second Traffic cop sits in my car and my car starts moving again. Me – Sir seat belt laga lijiye(Sir please fasten the seat belt) Traffic Cop2 – Arrey paas hi to hai Cantonment, seat belt ki kya jaroorat?(Hey! Cantonment is quite near, no need to fasten the seat belt) Me – Paas hai to seat belt nahi lagayenge? (So if the destination is nearby, you won’t fasten the seat belt?) Traffic Cop2 laughing – Arrey bhai, hamein kaun rokega? (Hey brother who can question me?) Me – Mai rokunga, nahi mai seedha pakadwaa doonga? Sharam nahi aati? Doosron ko pakadte ho aur khud rules todte ho?” (I’ll stop you…No in fact I’ll get you arrested. Aren’t you ashamed that you keep fining people and you break rules yourself?) Traffic Cop2 – Accha theek hai bhai, sooorriee(Alright fine brother, I am sorry) Me – Ab theek hai(Now it’s fine) Traffic Cop2 – Daroga ban jaa bhai, suit karega tere pe(Become a Police Inspector, it’ll suit you) Me(Laughing) – haha koi kahta hai daroga ban jaao, koi kahta hai Neta…Engineer hi theek hain bhai(Haha, someone advises me to become a police inspector and someone tells me to become a politician, I am happy being an engineer)
Posted on: Fri, 22 Nov 2013 16:15:24 +0000
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