My crazy minds been thinking of some political/religious Knock-Knock jokes. I have a few. Maybe you guys can help me with some more. Its for one of my books. (I know, I know...) I will be getting one (or more) published at some point. God knows Ive enough material. (Or do I...;~) Help me gather a little more here, would ya? Thanks! Knock Knock on a Republicans door; Go away! We have too many people already! (Okay, I started with an easy one. So sue me;~) Knock Knock on a Democrats door; Come in! But you must register and vote as a Democrat the rest of your life! Knock Knock on a legalistic churchs door; Come in! But we have to get you dressed right. And quickly! Here! Put this on! (Oh... they get better. Wanna play?) Knock Knock on a radical terrorists door; Come in! We kill you anyway! In here. Out there. No matter. You die INFIDEL!!! Okay, well stop there. For now. You can help me though. Ya wanna? (Either way... its going forward;~)
Posted on: Wed, 06 Aug 2014 00:42:48 +0000
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