My dear wife/gf/live-in partner: The Fifa World Cup is Here. Let me give you a few rules that will preserve your beauty. 1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month. 2. Tell all your friends not to give birth, get married, die or whatever during the World Cup because we wont go. 3. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game. 4. Repeats & highlights are as good as the main match, so am gonna watch them.. 5. We can watch ISIDINGO, ISIBAYA, GENERATIONS provided actors and actresses are wearing soccer jerseys and they are in brazil. 6. You dont just pass infront of the tv if am watching soccer, you better crawl on the floor. 7. Make sure you dont ask silly questions such as; is this Chelsea versus England? 8. No funny faces to my friends when they come for soccer. 9. There shall be no comments about Cristiano Ronaldos looks. Professinalism shall remain an absolute part of the WC. 10. If you miss the line up please dont ask, who is that guy? 11. Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related, South Africa, Tanzania and Kenya did not qualify. Thank you, GENTLEMANS ASSOCIATION
Posted on: Tue, 17 Jun 2014 06:01:01 +0000
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