My dose of laughter came this morning from a prego app, a lady posted You might be in your third trimester if.. and it just went from there -- enjoy :) :: -The hardest part of working out is getting your tennis shoes on & tied. -You sleep better during a 30 minute nap than all night. -Your thighs could start a fire!! -Taking a bath is super relaxing... until you have to crawl out of the tub backwards like a turtle! -You have forgotten what your feet look like. -When it takes 3 tries to get your second leg through your underwear! -When your husband automatically lends a hand and assumes you need help getting up from the couch.. and hes right. -When you become a pro at picking things up with your feet because bending over is a challenge all its own. -When shaving your legs becomes a major athletic event! -When you find yourself grunting to hoist yourself out of bed to go potty.. for the 4th time... that hour. -When you wake up from a nap and wonder how early you can get away with going to bed that evening. -When you sit down to play with your toddler and you tell them you dont think you will be able to get back up. -When you wake up, go up a flight of stairs and then you are ready for a nap. -Taking 4 tries to get up into your husbands truck or SUV.. -When your husband gets up to get you a drink because he feels sorry watching you roll off the couch. -When you plan your errands around the stores with the cleanest bathrooms. -When you eat the Trio Appetizer at Applebees ..all by yourself. -When you can no longer even begin to see where you have to position the little pee cup during the routine urine test. -When you cant breath when you bend down and you see stars when you stand back up! Lol, love it!! =0)
Posted on: Mon, 07 Jul 2014 14:02:52 +0000
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