My friend told me this one. Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there is no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which one is the textbook. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says hes been watching everybody the whole time... He praises the ones who chose the right textbook and sends them off to have cookies and milk. And then he sets everyone else on fire. Made me laugh, how about you? :D
Posted on: Sat, 14 Sep 2013 07:54:13 +0000