My leader told me to jump in the river The river was deep and the weather was winter After a sailer very kindly saved me My leader told me, youd better take it easy I took it so easy my leader called me lazy Through the lack of red meat Everything was getting hazy Friends looked at me and said, Man, you gotta be crazy Oh, oh leader My leader said son youd better get yourself together Never mind the fools who know what were getting into But a forty mile walk would do us both a world of good And he sat down and watched me take off down the road Well, I walked so far my feet began to bleed If this was good for me I just couldnt see it A motorist picked me up and said Look man, you must be crazy Oh, oh leader Oh, oh leader My leader came to see me in a hospital bed Well at least I really knew that my leader really cared After giving me a second-hand roach He said wheres your donation man, Its all for a good cause. He left me all alone to work the riddle out But I just couldnt make it so I began to shout They stuck a hypodermic deep down into me Said, look out nurse I think we got a loony Oh, oh leader Okay baby follow me now Follow your leader All right Now here I sit in a state-run asylum Limitless, friendless but much more together I decided to do some good book readin About the art of people leadin Now Im the leader and theyre being led Whats the matter if theyre crazy till you hear what Ive said Being the leader is really where its at But just how long can a good thing last Oh, oh leader Oh, oh leader Now listen to this baby This is the year of the guru Now the thing to do is to ask yourself What can a guru do for me? Then you say to yourself I gotta get a guru
Posted on: Mon, 15 Dec 2014 10:54:57 +0000
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