My neighbor lady, who is an atheist, esta loca tambien; I think she’s el Diablo in female form. Anyway, she always gets her chones bundled up when it comes to holiday preparations of any form. She filed a lawsuit about the constant celebrations given to Christians and Jews while atheists had no holiday to celebrate. The case was brought before a juez. After listening to the long, passionate presentation by the locas lawyer, the judge banged his gavel and declared, Case dismissed! The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling. Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case!? Los Cristianos, as well as the Jews, have a monton of celebrations. Yet, my client has no such holiday! The judge replied, Obviously, your client has lost touch with reality in celebrating her own atheist holiday! Your honor, we are unaware of any such holiday for atheists. What day exactly is that!? Well, it comes every year on exactly the same date. And the law states, Psalm 14:1 – The fool says in his heart, there is no God. Thus, if your client says there is no God then, according to the Bible, she is a fool. April Fools Day is her holiday. Now, would you like to walk out or be dragged out of my courtroom?
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 13:45:06 +0000
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