My neighbors probably think I am crazy. Today was yard work day. Someone was trying to burn old wood chips and falling leaves...reminds me of the stove and Mister scene in Color Purple. As I watched from inside the house. Convo- Me- Just let me clip the old brushes and call it a day. Mister-No you are cutting them wrong and making the trees suffer. Me- Whatever Captain Planet. You think you cut trees better than me because you have a penis. Mister- You are correct. Me- Oh that is dumb, my vagina has super powers because it can produce humans. A tree is nothing.
Posted on: Sun, 06 Oct 2013 03:06:48 +0000
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