My people, lets be honest. There is no language that is more suitable for being mugged than isiZulu. I do not understand how anyone can be mugged in any other language except isiZulu. I mean think about it: You are walking along some dark street in the middle of the night when you suddenly hear footsteps behind you. You turn around and a figure approaches you holding a knife or gun. That sight puts the fear of ancestors in your heart. As you stand there shocked into paralysis, the scary looking character says to you: Zisa leyo cellphone apha kum, mfondin! Zisa ngoku!! You are most likely to burst out in laughter. The fear evaporates immediately. I mean honestly, being mugged in isiXhosa? Or tshiVenda, or any other language for that matter, does not have the same impact as being mugged in isiZulu. IsiZulu is the ONLY language that can scare a person enough to pee on themselves when being mugged. The minute you hear: Ye wena, voetsek! Letha leyo phone la!, you will give that person your entire bag and even your shoes! But in isiXhosa or Sesotho? Haikhona...youd even want to beat this person up with your bare hands, Lol.
Posted on: Mon, 03 Feb 2014 18:35:21 +0000
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