My plan to get housework done tonight: 1). Pour a glass of wine. Retrieve hammer. Find nail. Take new key rack to front door area. Stare at Nick until he hangs it up with his sticky back nail free gummy wall crap. 2). Pour a glass of wine. Take the three foot tall stack of mail upstairs and gaze longingly at the paper shredder. Stare at Nick and the file cabinet with maniacal look on face. 3). Pour a glass of wine. Will the laundry and dishes to wash, dry, and put away themselves. 4). Grill steak and talk about how nice it would be if the litter box got cleaned out. Pet cat.
Posted on: Tue, 24 Sep 2013 20:31:33 +0000
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