My sister made the comment today how did you survive this long after I tripped into a wall. That got me thinking....how did I??? Here are a few lessons that Ive learned in my 36 years on this planet; - a bed sheet does not take the place of a parachute - just because your head fits through a crutch does not mean you should stick your head through it - you can not pay your phone bill at the gas company - cars get angry when you put gasoline in the radiator (and so does your dad) - duct tape rips your skin off - tampon strings are flammable - it should NEVER EVER take 16 hours to get to Lafayette from Houston Youre welcome.
Posted on: Thu, 18 Sep 2014 00:18:49 +0000
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