My wife and I went to the County Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said: THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ..... Smiled and said, He mated 50 times last year, thats almost once a week. We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said: THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, WOW~~Thats more than twice a week! .......... You could learn a lot from him. We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said: THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, Thats once a day .. You could REALLY learn something from this one. I looked at her and said, Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow. My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and the doctors say I should eventually make a full recovery.
Posted on: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 09:49:01 +0000