My wonderful mother turns 65 this week and my beautiful bride along with her sisters in law have planned a spectacular outdoor extravaganza for the weekend While there is excitement in the air there are other elements in the air that are quite concerning to me.....RAIN It appears as though "mother natures" desires are not aligned with "mother bettys" amassed decades It is for that reason that I am kalling on all of my friends to assist me in my passionate plea to persuade mother nature to postpone her plans of precipitation To assist me in this effort I am asking that everyone under the sound of my voice to step outside at high noon.... face north.....inhale.....turn and face south and BLOW AS HARD AS U KAN!!! (Repeat process for next 3 days or as needed - Do Not change process as prescribed or skip any days as conditions may worsen) Thanks for your participation in advance.....Its the least you kan do for the woman who gave birth to the boys who put "fishngrits" in your life WARNING: FAILURE OF FULL PARTICIPATION MAY AFFEKT THE FLAVOR OF THE CHICKEN WINGS sincerely yours, marcus
Posted on: Wed, 25 Sep 2013 15:07:33 +0000
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