#My_Childhood_Moemishes. 1. Ndakhe ndathi ndibuya esgela, ndafika endlini kungekho bantu and kungaphekwanga. Ndayokroba kwiimbiza bezipheke ngephozolo, ndafika kukho iGravy ibishiyekile, ndayibeka eziko kuba ndiyifudameza, yabe iimbiza ye-papa igalelwe amanzi, qha fortunately kwabe kukho two yamagwinya endingazi noba ayeshiywe ngubani kwisikhaftina. Ndabilisa amanzi ophunga, eish nezitya zabe zimdaka. Yerrr yayingamaxelegu oomalume bam, ngoba ngabo ekwakufuneka bevase izitya lomzuzu thina bancinci sisekolweni. Abila ke amanzi am, nomhluzi wam wabe kudala uhlihliza bubushushu. Ndathatha lamagwinya ndawaphosa kulambiza ngoba izitya zophakela zimdaka. Ndabuya nekomityi enqongo bubumdaka esityeni sohlamba izitya, ndayigalela amanzi ashushu kuba ndiyipura, ndayiyakaza(shake) emoyeni ndalahla lamanzi ngokungxama, kanti ndiwalahlela kulambiza yam yom-gravy enamagwinya. Ndasuka ndanyaba. Ndaphosa lakomityi kulambiza ndaphuma ndemnka. 2. Ndabuya endlini ndiyitshaye intsangu ngamandla ngeny imini. Ndafika ndikhatyweeee manyan-nyan, nangendlela endandilambe ngayo ndandigileka ukuya ekitchen. Ndafika ndathatha isitya sam ekhabhathini, ndayofuna icephe kwi-drawer ndafika kungekho nelinye. Qha ekukhangeleni icephe kwafuneka ndiyojonga ezityeni ezimdaka, ndalifumana ndalipura. Hey kengoku isimanga ngesoba asisabonakali isitya sam sokutya siphi. Ndaxakwa ngoba bendisiphethe ngokngoku phambi koba ndifune icephe. Ndasibhuqa ndasibhuqa ndasibhuqa ndanga-believe tu kengoku ba silahleka njani isitya ndingakhange ndiphume kweli-kitshi. Ndadikwa ndancama ndoofaka icephe kwi-drawer, tsh ndothi uvula kwam iDrawer gqi nesitya, caba ndiye ndasinyengeza apha ndingaqondanga. Zinto zoqhunywa ke ezo. 3. Sathi sime ngakwi corner-shop namajita siyaromola imali yotshaya. Kwadlula umntana owayemhle ekwakuthiwa ngu-Naledi wangena apaha eShop. Ndatsho kqala emajiteni ba ndiyamncanywa lomntana, andifuni mntu ozoziqajela uNaledi wam. Avela adikwa amajita bcause ayesazi ba ndiyachoma/ndiyaxhoma ..andikwazi nokokuplita oko. Asuka andishiya ongena ngaphakathi eShop. Zange kudlule nomzuzu omnye, waphuma uNaledi weza nqo kum .. Wabuza .. Undibizelani? Tshomi zakho zithi uyandibiza? ..uvalo lwam? :o .. Ndaphendula.. Hay ibingendim okubizayo .. Waguquka wabuyela eShop, nam ndaguquka ndemnka kwalapha eCorner-Shop ihi ihi ihi .. 4. Ndatshisa ibobosi leny iChap nge-mistake, langqongqa ibobosi dungu umlilo, kwanzima ukuwucima. Ndoyika ndabaleka ndobiza abantu, ndazothusa ngathi andisuki kwelabobosi.. Hayi mandiliyeke eli ibali ngoba ayo-Moemish ihi ihi ihi .. 5. Ndakhe ndadlula komny umzi ekwakutshisw amathambo khona, inkomo ebixheliwe. Lendlu ndidlula kuyo kusasa ndihamba ne-GF yam ndiyayikhapha bitakile. Xa ndibuya ndingene kulomzi kuba nditshele umbengo. Jonga ndafika ingamadoda onqenayo odwa apha, ndaququzela ndacand iinkuni, ndabasa msinya, ndancedisa ekuxhaxheni amathambo, ndancwel imibengo ..ndoja. Kwathi sekwabiwe izithebe, ndaya ezintangeni zam ndosika. Yerrr ndehla kwakanye ndabuya nesixiki-xiki ndaluma kwakwanye kuso ndashiyeka ne-piece(anyana), andasihlafunisisa tu, ndakhawuleza ndaginya, gqiba kwam ndajonga le piece esesandleni, ndavela ndayithi lwabu emlonyeni, ndayidlulisa nje emazinyweni ntlafu-ntlafu kabini ndayiginya. Abe kenawo amadoda esihla-ebuya esithebeni. Ndehla kwakhona nam, ndathi sendilibambile eliny iqathana andakwazi ukubuya nalo, ndalishiya kwakhona esithebeni, ndaphaka kanciiiiiiiiiiinci ndabuy umva, ndabhekela aph esithebeni. Indlela endandoommmmmiwe ngayo ..amehlo ndiwakhuphe onke ngaphandle, ndidlula kweny iponi eseyanele yinyama. Tsiii ndabe ndingafuni nokwenza iintloni zokukhonyuluka apha ngoba andaziwa kulomzi. Hey umoya uvaleke mbakra kunzim uphefumla. Ndahamba ndajikela emva kwendlu, ndazam ukuzifak umwe, ndatsho ndancama, ndazam ukuwuginya lombengo awehla tu. Ndaguqa ngedolo phantsi sendibunyembezarha ngoku ndineendawo ezikhwinayo nezifuna ukulila. Ndathi ndisaxakeke njalo kobobunzima ndeva ngo gokro emqolo, thaca ngaphandle umbengo. Xandiphakamisa amehlo, nank lomfo bendidlula kuye seme entla kwam ngenkunzi yesikhuni. Ndaphakama ndabuza.. Kodwa mfo ungade undingombe ngesigodo somthi? :o Uphezu kondilimaza mos ..Yandivepisa ngaso kwakhona, ndaphepha, yandileqa kuba ifuna ukundiphinda, ndasele ndijikela kweliny icala andabuyela ngasebuhlanti, ndabaleka uphum apho kuloooomzi ihi ihi ihi. Mxm ndiyekeni ndiyothenga intsangu, ndiyebuya. Sximba Sxhosana Sixolothi
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