NASSAU BAHAMAS BREAKING NEWS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW CENTRAL POLICE STATION DOWN TOWN NASSAU CAN NOW ADD A SHOT GUN WEDDING TO THEIR LIST OF UNTHINKABLES. A YOUNG MAN PICKED UP AND CHARGED BY THE POLICE FOR ALLEGEDLY TRAFFICKING IN ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES FOUND HIMSELF IN THE CUSTODY OF THE STATION SINCE LAST WEDNESDAY ... AND HIS WEDDING DATE ... YES THE BANNS HAD BEEN PUBLISHED... WAS SET FOR SATURDAY MARCH 8TH. WELL DONT WORRY ... THE BRIDE WAS NOT LEFT CRYING AT THE ALTAR. RATHER THE FRONT OFFICE OF THE CENTRAL POLICE STATION WAS TURNED INTO THE ALTAR AND A LOCAL MARRIAGE OFFICER READ THE VOWS AND PRONOUNCED THE COUPLE MAN AND WIFE AND LET THEM SIGN THEIR MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE. AND YES THE JAIL BIRD GROOM WAS ALLOWED TO KISS THE BRIDE AND EVEN THOUGH THE WEDDING TOOK PLACE IN THE JAIL HOUSE IT WOULD STILL BE IMPOLITE AND DISCOURTEOUS TO ANNOUNCE HOW THE COUPLE SPENT THEIR HONEYMOON NIGHT. BUT DONT WORRY... THE NEWLY WEDS WERE CONTAINED TO THE BEST ROOM IN THE HOUSE... NEGRO NEWS LEARNT. INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW HOW THE COMMISSIONER OF POLICE COULD SANCTION THE WEDDING. CHANCES ARE NEGRO NEWS WILL NEVER BE GIVEN THE SCOOP ON THAT REASON AS THE COMMISSIONER, WE UNDERSTAND AND HIS TOP BRASS WERE REPORTEDLY BRAGGING ABOUT THEIR FIRST WEDDING OF A COUPLE WITH ONE OF THE PARTY STILL IN PROTECTIVE CUSTODY. THE BOYS IN UNIFORM AT CENTRAL REPORTEDLY ENJOYED APPLE CIDER AND JUMPER BROTHERS CAKE ALONG WITH A WEDDING RECEPTION MEAL OF CHINESE ASSORTMENTS ORDERED FROM A DOWN TOWN EATERY. NEGRO NEWS WOULD LIKE TO TELL ITS READERS WHAT HAPPENED AT THE STAG PARTY HELD IN THE STATION JUST HOURS BEFORE THE JAIL BIRD WEDDING. IT SEEMS AS IF THERE WERE SOME POLE PERFORMERS AND A YARDIE GUY AND GIRL WHO KEPT AS LITTLE OF THEIR CLOTHES ON AS STATION RULES WOULD ALLOW. NATIONAL SECURITY MINISTER DR. NOTTAGE ON HEARING OF THE JAIL HOUSE WEDDING FLEW INTO A TIRADE AND ORDERED HIS NEGRO SIDE KICK KEITH BELL TO INVESTIGATE AND BRING HIM ALL OF THE FACTS. APPARENTLY NOTTAGE IS CONCERNED NOW THAT MANY COMMON LAW COUPLES UP AT THE FOX HILL PRISON MAY NOW REQUEST THE SAME PRIVILEGES. NEGRO NEWS HAS LEARNT THAT A CONSTABLE BEAT OUT A SARGEANT TO CATCH THE BRIDES GARTER. THE GROOM WILL REPORTEDLY BE ARRAIGNED IN COURT ON MONDAY AND BASED ON THE LAW HE MAY NOT GET BAIL IN THE MAGISTRATE COURT AND BE REMANDED TO THE PRISON TO AWAIT A SUPREME COURT BAIL HEARING. NEGRO NEWS FULLY SUPPORTS THE RIGHT OF THE JAIL HOUSE GROOM TO REQUEST CONJUGAL VISITS WHILE AT THE PRISON AS A MARRIAGE MADE IN JAIL SHOULD BE CONSUMMATED AT THE PRISON. NEGRO NEWS HAS ALSO LEARNT THAT THE COMMISSIONER HAS REQUESTED A NEW HEAD COUNT OF ALL OTHER PRISONERS AT THE CENTRAL POLICE STATION ON THE WEEKEND AS WITH SO MUCH FUN AND PARTYING GOING ON HE IS NOT SURE IF PERSONS JUST WALKED OUT OF THE STATION WHILE THE STAG PARTY WAS GOING ON. PHOTOS: NATIONAL SECURITY MINISTER, DR. BERNARD J. NOTTAGE. DESPITE THE EVIDENCE OF GANGSTERISM IN THE ROYAL BAHAMAS POLICE FORCE, HE PRETENDS NOT TO SEE OR KNOW ABOUT THE WEDDING TAKING PLACE AT CENTRAL POLICE STATION. WHEN WILL THE NATIONAL SECURITY MINISTER DEMAND THE RESIGNATION OF ELLISON GREENSLADE AS COMMISSIONER OF POLICE?
Posted on: Mon, 10 Mar 2014 11:48:29 +0000
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