NEWS FLASH!!! Some of you may have noticed the big green and white tent set up in The Big Catch parking lot. In the spirit of honesty and clarity, please allow me to provide a little history leading up to this big tent.... Lately, we have been recipients of major loads of crap (oops - I meant to say merchandise) from house cleanouts, buyouts, and random people pulling up in our parking lot with all manner of oddities. Chris and I tried to heave everything into the storage room forcefully, but it came tumbling back through the garage door again. I started up the Bobcat skid loader and felt the powerful throb of the turbo diesel as I pushed the immense pile of junk (I mean stuff ) into the storage room. The pole building walls bulged outwards, and still we could not get all of the rubbish ( I mean treasures ) into the storage room. And now the stupid pole building walls are bent outwards. We had an executive meeting at the Catch, and decided that it was time to invest in a big, big tent. The logic could not be contested- if we are lucky enough to find enough suckers (I mean customers) to buy this stuff, we will be able to continue to fend off the bank and make our home mortgage payments. If the stuff does not sell, we can move into the tent and let the bank take our house..... So, now you know the rest of the tent story...... Please, please come to The Big Catch Tent Sale- starting this weekend- and ending when the stinking snow starts falling again.... MAJOR BARGAINS UNDER THIS TENT FOLKS!!!! YOU DONT WANT TO MISS THIS SALE! WE SIMPLY CANNOT AFFORD FOR YOU TO MISS THIS SALE! IF THE BANK FORECLOSES ON OUR TENT WE WILL REALLY BE IN BIG TROUBLE! WE WILL HAVE TO MOVE ONTO THE PORCH. Come to the Big Catch - bring money - leave with less money and a car overflowing with junk. Of, come to the Big Catch with your car overflowing with junk and leave with an empty car and cash. Please dont drive by, we need you, we love you, we get terribly depressed without you! Where? At The Big Catch - where else? The Big Catch and Catch Cafe 614 S Route 183, Schuylkill Haven, Pa 17972 570-739-1006 The Areas Largest and Weirdest Thrift Store! We are now open Monday thru Sat 9 to 5 pm- except open until 7 pm on Thursdays, 11 am to 5 pm on Mondays, and closing at 4 pm on Saturdays
Posted on: Thu, 15 May 2014 00:14:25 +0000
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