NINE WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Dont Do It! (5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) Thats Okay! : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. Thats okay! means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say youre welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says Thanks a lot - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say youre welcome. That will bring on a whatever). (8) Whatever : Is a womans way of saying *@%*# YOU! (9) Dont worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking Whats wrong? For the womans response refer to # 3.
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