NOTICE: The Follow is Rated PG13 The incision on my posterior - TopicsExpress



          

NOTICE: The Follow is Rated PG13 The incision on my posterior from my hip replacement is about 12 long. When the nurse change my dressing yesterday morning she discovered that their regular sized hip bandage was not big enough, so she had to piece together two. This morning she had a different assistant with her to help me roll up on my side. Just at the assistant went to fold my covers back it dawned on the nurse that she had forgotten to bring a larger bandage, and she exclaimed Oh! Hes got a REALLY long one!..... to which the assistant replied Oh my!, dropping my covers. Immediately catching on to the misunderstanding I was compelled to proclaim Oh, not that! Like George Washington, I cannot tell a lie. We all had a big laugh. No better medicine.
Posted on: Thu, 03 Apr 2014 13:51:19 +0000

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