Naija Latest wrote: FUNNY/REAL DEFINITIONS!!! Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. *********** Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river. *********** Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet. *********** Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY ********** Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. *********** Father: A banker provided by nature. *********** Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... Except that he got caught. *********** Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. *********** Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. *********** Boss: Someone who comes early when you are late and is late when you come early. ***********
Posted on: Tue, 02 Jul 2013 10:38:08 +0000
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