Name: Rzeczpospolita Polska Birthday: April 14, 966; July 1, 1569; November 11, 1918; December 31, 1944; January 30, 1990 (Its complicated) Interested In: Being loved Languages: Polish (Its not easy); English (Of course!); German (Easy); Russian (Forgotten everything) Profile picture: Krakows Sukiennice with Tatras in the background and bison swimming in a Mazurian lake in the foreground. Relationship status: Lithuania (Widowed); Ukraine (Separated); USSR (Divorced); EU (Its complicated) Family: Chicago (cousin), London (son), Dublin (daughter), Australia (second cousin) Friends: Linda Evangelista, Robert Redford, Russell Crowe, Daniel Radcliffe, plus 250,000 other really cool, famous people who really, honestly like me (or have heard of me) Employment: Saviour of Europe (1683, 1920); Freelance martyr (1772–present); CIA prison (2002-05); Economic miracle (2004–present) Education: All waiters, shop workers and road sweepers are required to have Masters degrees; Presidents leave school at 14. Religion: Catholic, especially on Sundays. Political views: Democratic (all citizens have an equal right to hate politicians); uprisings whenever possible. People who inspire you: John Paul II; John Paul IIs mother; John Paul IIs barber; Adam Małysz Favourite quotations: Habemus Papam! Music: Mazurek Dąbrowskiego, Dziwny Jest ten Świat, Sto Lat, Jedzie Pociąg Z Daleka, anything by Chopin Books: Trilogies about uprisings and beating Germans. Movies: Trilogies about uprisings and beating Germans. Television: Documentaries about uprisings and beating Germans; Documentaries about noun cases; Mam Talent Favourite Sports: Any that we get gold medals for. Favourite athletes: Ones that get gold medals. Activities and Interests: Blaming Russia; being modern; commemorating things; complaining; inferiority complexes; shifting westward over the course of several centuries; being exiled; writing constitutions; fighting other peoples wars; heliocentrism Whats on your mind? Just telling my buddies at the Council of the European Union, which Im president of, about how healthy my economy is. A few seconds ago Tasty mussels in Brussels. If you are ever here as President of the Council of the European Union, like I am, you should try some. 40 minutes ago Having a beer in Brussels, which is where the Council of the European Union is, which I am president of. Thursday at 19:03 OMG! Russia still refuses to apologise for that time it ran over my cat! Georgia likes this September 22 at 05:34 WTF China? You can build a Great Wall but not a measly motorway? September 11 at 10:28 How do you know when youve driven into Germany? The cars are prettier than the women! LOL Germany: Not cool man! September 4 at 12:30
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