Nashvegas Update: 1:40PM ... Kids are prepping for their next event. Thus, the parents are all sitting sound outside. ... Much like Jane Goodall, Im watching a primate mating ritual, unfold. ... The male, who well call Johnny McMalepatternbaldness (Johnny for short) has cozied-up on a bench next Janie Hotmom-McShortskirt (she hyphenated after the 3rd divorce... ya know... for the kids.) ... Janie, is clearly out of Johnnys league. But Johnny goes for it with a combination of Wheeww. Sure is warm today, and Bet it will be warm tomorrow... lines. The classics never fail. Never. It has been scientifically proven that rhetorical banter about the weather will drop a pair of panties, regardless of the disparaging differential in hotness between prospective partners. ... Oddly, Janie seems unswayed. ... Johnny bypasses all social decorum, and goes straight for the kill-shot by asking where her husband is during the competition!!! ... Janie, being coy, simply smiles, and moves to another seat. Clearly, the thick musk of testosterone and pheromones that is literally squirting out of Johnnys receding hairline is too much for Janie to handle. ... Stay tuned...
Posted on: Sat, 12 Apr 2014 19:10:10 +0000
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