Neither I exactly know nor I want to........... What is LOVE? But I estimate it as: 1. Its like a Gaussian Curve(with mean=0, SD=1) (whose peak arrive once in a lifetime). 2. Its like an irreducible non-homogeneous differential equation (You cannt even its Complimentary function....forget about the Particular Integral ) 3. If you want to find its E(.)....... nature of pdf changes as if it were a random variable. 4. Its like Pseudo-Ergodic process. 5. Its limit=infinite, but value=ZERO, So it possess infinite points of discontinuities. 6. Whenever you try to optimize it.... Simplex, Dual-Simplex and even graphical method fails. 7. Its a COMPLEX number with Re(Z)=0 (i.e its purely imaginary concept but still used for ease of calculations.) 8. If its TRUE for n=1,n=m & n=m+1 (n,m=positive integers showing number of lovers).........You cannt say that it will be true for all values of n.....So Principle of mathematical induction cannt be applied. 9. If its a function....In optimizing, second derivative is always zero...... So Second derivative test fails. 10. & Finally PROBABILITY of its occurrence i.e. P(L) always tends to zero but never equals zero. So, x-axis it always an ASYMPTOTE of it. ...........The above theory is known as Bhupender Sonis theory of Time Wasting....... Thanks for devoting your precious time.
Posted on: Mon, 28 Oct 2013 12:07:04 +0000
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