Never mind the HOA, someone call GCPD!!! Let me break down the chain of events for yall... So I come home from work... No, nothing odd here... Just gonna grab my morning paper and relax... But these pink buzzards had other plans! I heard one (I think his name was Gaylord Flocker) yell hey! There he is... Lets flock em up! Well... I just completed P90x and had other plans for the seagulls and their plot to overthrow my domain. I round house kicked, Gaylord, who in turn fell into his buddy Phil... After that...it was a blur, they had me on the ground. I tapped out (so they thought!) I ran into the house and grabbed my 12 guage and commenced to waging a jihad! I took a few out before the others escaped.....I celebrated victory over a cold Coors light.... Just kidding yall :) We are all paid actors and no1 got injured. They came peacefully, we enjoyed a cold brew and parted ways.... #FlockOn #BeatCancer #GodBless FYI everyone was old enough to drink
Posted on: Thu, 01 May 2014 11:41:01 +0000
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