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Next time I see you in your Jordans and your snap back, Im gonna knock them both off your body so fast and Ill be sure to note while Im at it how country you are while I shove them down your throat. Im so tired of all of you fake little girls that act like youve lived in the backwoods and hunted and fished and rode horses and threw hay all your life when in reality you live in town, never seen mud in your life, would never shoot a deer, your afraid of fish, think horses stink, and have never even moved a hay bale in your life, let alone throw it and stack it. Not to mention that your a big truck lover, but you probably dont even know the difference between a Duramax, Powerstroke, and a Cummins. And no sweetheart, its not JUST the symbol on the front of the truck IF you can even distinguish that difference. Before you go around again talking about how country you and your life really are, let me take you to the barn to do some hay and then Ill take you and put you in a treestand for hours where theres no cell service and you have to basically bathe in the smell of dirt, then Ill even take you fishing and let you take all the hooks out all by your big girl self! And then, if at that point you havent already given up, maybe Ill change my mind.
Posted on: Sat, 08 Mar 2014 03:16:59 +0000

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