Nigeria is the most unique country on earth: All hail Nigeria: - Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store pepper in the fridge. - Where ladies don’t accept flowers for valentine or birthday. - Where lizards look you in the eye, nod and say, “Noting dey happen guy.” - Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note. - Where parents claim they were always first position in school. - Where you can be a driver for years without a ‘DRIVER’s LICENCE’. - Where Gala and La casera are the best options when stuck in traffic. - Where you are jailed for stealing maggi and given a chieftancy title for stealing millions. - Where we fight for everything; fight to gain admission to university,fight to get a job and worse still,fight to enter a bus! - Where you are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for your pin code and charger. - Where your type of generator shows how RICH you are. - Where you can easily blame your family members in the village for your problems. - Where people collect change from beggars. - Where Igbo men produce Toyota Camry jeans and Dr Dre slippers. Abi na lie? 9ja for life jare! LIKE and SHARE!
Posted on: Tue, 20 May 2014 05:07:25 +0000
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