Nigerians are very funny... LWKMD! FACTS 1) Nowadays even ashawo get serious boyfriends -----Patience Jonathan {2011}. 2) D water used in making eba cannot be recovered.. ---Barack Obama (2009) 3) Those who eats Indomie as dinner are easily defeated in their dreams.......Ar istotle (1806). 4) He who fight and run away, na fear dey catch am.....MIKE TYSON (1998) 5) He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried HAUSA perfume ---- Isaac Newton (1904). 6) He who fully unwrap a sharwama before eating it cannot keep a secret ----- Abraham Lincoln (1864) 7) Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain-of-fir e member --- William Shakespeare (1788). 8) Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria --- Lord Lugard (1904) 9) Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder....Obasa njo (1999) 10) Drinking Garri doesnt mean youre poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up b4 drinking is Poverty----Quee n Elizabeth(1893) 11) Any toilet wey dey clean never jam correct shit. -----Konfy lucky (2014) 12) Anybody wey say notin dey happen for dis country 9ja will be shot 9 times ----2face Idibia (2006) 13) He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry---- (sir Alex Ferguson (2005) 14) Nigeria was never on the map when God said #LET_THERE_BE_LI GHT -----Buhari (1980) 15) Whether Jonah swallowed d fish or d Fish swallowed Jona, All na d same ----Abacha (1970) 16) Any one who thinks there are no human chimpanzes. Then you have not met me ----- OBASANJO (1999)
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