Nigeria’s Normal Is When… #NormalisWhen Nigerian lawmakers fight, engage in free-for-all and no one is punished #NormalisWhen Students are home because of ASUU strike and Nigerian Minister is abroad attending son’s graduation #NormalisWhen Criminals like Alams are given state pardons while President GEJ chides “Do not reward corruption” #NormalisWhen Senior/Junior reg (Doctors) at LUTH are on strike and Minister for Health jets out to US for medical check-up #NormalisWhen There are only 2 theatres at UCH but 1000s waiting to be operated on and Health Minister dancing over Yellow Card launch #NormalisWhen Hundreds beg for food and farmers not farming but the long stretch of Lagos-Ibadan expressway is filled with megachurches #NormalisWhen All the warehouses in Ikeja/Alausa/Apapa industrial zones have been taken over by churches/event centres but industries are folding up #NormalisWhen Petroleum Minister is untouchable even if Nigeria’s fiscal status is shaky and crude oil theft says “the sky is the limit”! #NormalisWhen The very road in front of the Camp is bad and faithful members dash Daddy a private jet for his birthday #NormalisWhen PDP spends 1 year distracting with NGF, nPDP crisis but reconcile few months to 2015 while the opposition enjoys the drama but does nothing #NormalisWhen Nigerians vote for … because he is from my dash state, of my dash faith even if he ends up giving me dashed hopes! Genetic, huh! #NormalisWhen You try encouraging Nigerians to stand up for their rights but you’re termed an activist or better yet an ‘alaseju’ *toin* #NormalisWhen ASUU-home students spend N50 to text a contestant’s unique number and you can’t push FG to see to it that Universities function #NormalisWhen Politicians give you N100/4yrs, buys off your chances of access to good roads, well-equipped hospitals, functional schools etc
Posted on: Thu, 19 Sep 2013 16:51:43 +0000
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