No.1: I am adventure. I am a Harrison Ford wannabe.... Steven Spielberg’ variety. No.2: I am new school and wet between the ears but so cool and dont ask why I wear this in 90 degree heat. I dont know why it has the slight smell burned weeds. No.3: I am old school and this the only hat I own and can afford. I can sit on it just dont smell it. And yes I have 7 kids at home. No.4: I am . . . I am . . . the athletic, climb everything, done everything, know everything and Im going to be rich.... youll see. I play softball and drink beer. No.5: I am Mr. Science, always follow the OSHA rules, and talk theory 24/7.... the intellectual kind. All business and dont know why they run when they see me coming. No.6: I am grunge, dirt bag, live in my van, collect unemployment all Winter but come Summer Im throwing dirt. I bathe in canals eat twinkies and carrots. I have done this so long the dirt is part of my skin shade. I dont know why they think I have a hole in my head. No.7: I am Herr Doktor Professor with several doctorates in the leaping blue frog of Bangledesh. I dont talk to dirtbags. I drink wine... maybe too much when lonely. I surround my self with cheap souvenirs and real artifacts. My lectures are so fascinating. Why did they make me retire. Now I have tolerate imbeciles out in the field.
Posted on: Mon, 19 May 2014 04:32:31 +0000
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