No number of superlatives could adequately convey the magnificence of this footwear. These shoes defy both language and imagination. No finer specimens have ever been forged, and none ever will. This is the pinnacle of pedal locomotion. These wondrous creations make the universe a better place. You will be measurably more satisfied with existence when your feet are in their company. It is scientifically established that wearing these marvels of aesthetics and engineering will improve the quality of life of you and everyone whom you grace with your presence. Wherever you walk in these, sunlight will follow, flora will bloom and fauna will surround you in cheerful celebration of your arrival. I am now on my fifth pair, and I have transcended human form. My physical manifestation is that of pure energy, flowing and pulsating. Cast free from the shackles of solid mass, I traverse galaxies, and explore the depths of space, time, and dimensionality. Wherever I go, the question is the same, and wherever I go, there is only one answer. Its the shoes.
Posted on: Sun, 04 Jan 2015 15:25:24 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015