Not having one of my best days. 1: Woke up to find the clasp on my new Oroton bag broken. Have to visit shops = CRAZY. 2: discover a substantial financial transfer/refund has not been made. More waiting needed 😑 3: the new IPhone continues to malfunction & Im told a replacement will take weeks 🔥4: Get in car & Iphone takes on German technology 🚗 via Bluetooth & my German loses, until I (the UN) shut down said Iphone 💀5: arrive home after defeating American Technology 🔫 & discover Ive locked my keys in house 😱 I hijack a council worker for a screwdriver, scale the 6ft+ wall & manage to break in, placate Axl & disable alarm in time. MUST not tell mum. SHHH🙈🙉🙊. This favour cost me beer & the suggestion he might visit & have a swim in the pool 🏡. Sorry & thx I say, I have to go out, so no swimming in OUR Pool 🚷! Phew. And just when I think it cant possibly get worse, I walk Axl & in trying to be a responsible owner & pick up his POOP🚮, I STEP on it (in the dark) & squish it up on my foot, thru my thongs. Eeuuwww! 🚷The moral to this tale: DO NOT SAY TO ANYONE, what more could possibly go wrong today? & SHIT happens when you least expect it! Bring on tomorrow, I say 🙀
Posted on: Mon, 22 Dec 2014 11:03:09 +0000
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