Now Leno is joking against Obama, its the sign of the end. Finally, The Obama administration has now asked Verizon to help fix the Obamacare website. Verizon wasnt the presidents first choice. He initially reached out to T-Mobile, but they dropped the call. –Jay Leno Consumer Reports is now recommending that people sit back and wait a few weeks until the government fixes the problems. Really, a few weeks? When was the last time the government fixed anything in a few weeks? We still have troops in Korea, OK? –Jay Leno A 25-year-old man in New York was arrested for trying to join Al Qaeda. Heres the amazing part: He said it was easier to join al-Qaida using their website than it was to sign up for Obamacare. –Jay Leno Today there were more problems with the Obamacare website. It seems when you type in your age, its confusing because its not clear if they want the age you are right now, or the age youll be when you finally log in. –Jay Leno Heres my favorite part: The president said yesterday that if its taking too long you can bypass the website and enroll by mail. Only the federal government could come up with a website thats slower than sending something by mail. –Jay Leno Yesterday at the White House, a woman standing behind the president nearly passed out while Obama was speaking. Obama turned and held her while she got some help. See, thats under the good coverage of Obamacare – where youre actually taken care of personally by Obama. Thats the platinum package. –Jay Leno It was kind of a rough day today. A friend of mine was given six months by his doctor – not to live, to sign up for Obamacare. –Jay Leno The president spoke today on the Obamacare website glitches. He said hes bringing in the best and the brightest to solve the problem. Why didnt he bring in the best and the brightest in the first place? See, this is typical Washington. They only bring in the best and the brightest as a last resort. –Jay Leno The president said, Theres no sugarcoating the problems with the healthcare website. See, thats a mistake. We’re Americans, we love sugarcoating. If you sugarcoat something, Americans will buy it. In fact, sugar is the reason we have Obamacare in the first place. –Jay Leno
Posted on: Sat, 16 Nov 2013 18:40:06 +0000
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