Now heres the Duckback gyan series. How to let it all run off your back, much like ducks do... and pretend to be a happy liberated soul. And to expend holier than thou spiel like this! Lessons learnt from blind love, faith and a lill beyond aphasia. Lessons from life, lies and no video tapes. Rule #1. To be successful and more importantly. ..popular suck up. Be it laterally, horizontally or oral cavity wise. Wise men say only fools rush in. The rest suck. Literally metaphorically and what have you-ly. Rule #2. Help every Tom, Dick and harried Harriette. Unconditionally. No suction rule applies here. You can be sure theyll repay your favour. They all have your grave measurements. Nails and coffins come cheap anyway. Cheap is the new chic. Deal with it. Rule #3. Work for free. Freelance translated is Im free. You may shove that lance up mine. No it doesnt pain. Yes...theres a long queue. Go ahead. Its free! Invoice? What invoice? Did you mail it? Oh let me check after a year and get back to your grandchildren. But...ermm... it was free anyway. Rule #4. Trust friends. With benefits if you please. They will stand you in good stead. Remember what the worlds oldest profession is? Dont? Never mind. Youll learn soon enough. Shall lend or bend. As you please. Work is a nebulous definition. You need to work on it. Utility is relevant till the time you allow yourself to be used. Thereafter youre recycled. Trashed is so last fall winter dahlings. Rule #5. Speak the truth. And walk out. Then count your worth. And your friends. They will be far and few in between. Compromise is the new promise. It has always been. Likewise silence... I always sucked in Dumb Charades...
Posted on: Sat, 19 Apr 2014 05:34:07 +0000
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