Now is the Time For All Good Men & Women to Come to the Aid of Texas. Please Like, Share & Pass It on. Website Coming Soon. September 1st, 2014. DontMessYourPantsinTexas Dont mess your pants in Texas. is a movement. It is actually an anti-movement movement, in fact. This is not an affront or an insult to Texas or Texans. Dont mess your pants in Texas is a clarion call to keep everything clean & sanitary in the Lone Star State...from Amarillo to Austin, from Nacogdoches to Midland...from Big D to Houston & all the beautiful hill country towns in between. If you must go, take a San Antonio stroll, so to speak, & go across the vast borders of Texas. When in El Paso or west Texas, stroll into New Mexico. When in east Texas, head over to Louisiana or Texarkana. Thats Texarkana, Arkansas, of course. Lets not forget there is a lot of room in Oklahoma to the north and Mexico to the south. Try to stay out of the Gulf as it has had enough pollution with the oil spill. The best policy is not to mess your pants at all, if possible. Dont mess your pants in Texas & dont ever, ever mess with Texas. Keep the Yellow Rose of Texas clean, unspoiled & unsoiled.
Posted on: Fri, 08 Aug 2014 01:28:58 +0000
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