Now that Navy is out of the way on the BGSU, this should get you fired up. Well, here we go again. Rarely does a rivalry with such fleer, passion, spit in your face competitiveness maintain the high level of intensity as the battle of Northwest Ohio. A rivalry that annually delivers Disney World type magic with fanatical on goings, nail-biting drama, whoopdie-doo craziness and sometimes the most illogical endings all while maintaining spirited competitiveness, coveted superstitious rituals and week-long trumpeting of each teams greatness . Yes, it is Toledo versus Bowling Queen week. Could you please Queen the dishes. Game Time 2:30 p.m. Doyt Perry Field October 26, 2013 So with that said.... Leave the kids at home. Lock the doors! Batten down the hatches cause this is going old school once again. This isnt the game where we talk about being polite and good sports. Whoa sorry, didn’t mean to sound like a Buckeye fan. We can be slightly polite and good sports because we know the Rockets will win. This is the game where you might consider bringing out the vintage-recently rediscovered year and a half old bottle of Honey Jack for a pregame snort or post game celebratory glass. This isn’t a game for moon pies and Archway Icebox Cookies pregame. This is the game where you drink warm PBR, wear a tight double barrel slingshot and eat anything from chicken dip to Alpo---- beef jerky to opossum pie served with the fancy pot passers and enjoy some tasty barbequed Falcon wings. Five-falcon wing eating contest is on! (Medal awarded) You stop showering as of right now. Don’t shave anything for the ’ntire week. If youre a woman, and youre man enough to come, you don’t bother shaving either. The most hairy legs will win a medal. For the love of God, No wine...just bourbon and cheap beer, (maybe some soaked cherries) Don’t come with sand all up in there. Stay home! There will be the annual Falcon Egg Toss, (medals awarded) and there will be other shenanigans. You can brush your teeth on Sunday. The campus will be electric. Youll smell stale beer and lighter fluid....feel free to drink either. Put everyone you know in late model conversion van and get to the game the old way. You leave that bleeping telephone at the house. You listen to some tunes and break out in dance whenever you want. You wear your lucky and unwashed clothes and have glitter on your collar from the night before. While you were watching shortie get low in her boots with the fur. You walk your sweaty, stinky, mustached body into Doyt Perry 15 min before kickoff. You scare the bejesus out of anything in Dookie Brown and Burnt Orange. Growl. You take occupancy and ownership for the ensuing three hours and make yourself at home to the thrashing about to unfold. As you prepare for the Rockets to take off to victory you smack a woman on the backside, (Don’t get arrested) and scream at the top of your lungs...because, BY GOD, the Toledo Rockets are about to pour onto that field and unleash holy H3LL on the Falcons! What are you gona Do? When The Toledo Rockets come crashing Down on You? Oh yeah, get me a slim Jim! At the end of the night, when youre all cleaned up, showered, shaved, masengilled up, (sand removed) and lying by the fire with a bottle of Reunite and your lovey......youll hear a broken hearted Dave Clawson apologizing to the Falcon’s faithful, (which includes most of the players parents and three others) and telling Dan Cummins they’ll get ‘em next year. Your Rocket heart and gullet will be full while celebrating the fourth consecutive Rocket victory in the Black Swamp Rivalry. Game Time is 2:30 and the JJ and bobby tailgate will be in full force as early as they let us in the parking lot. 7:30 a.m. If anyone needs tickets let me know I can get them for $13.50 but if you ask for them you are paying for them even if it rains. (I have just a limited number) Oh and by all means Falcons fans are welcomed, I really do enjoy this rivalry and look for many years of celebrating with Rocket and Falcon fans….. and that’s as polite as I can be. P.S. TOL….. Yours Truly Bobby UT
Posted on: Sun, 20 Oct 2013 00:56:50 +0000
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