O.K.Sport Fans: Time to spill the beans on Miss Sue, the mother of my three children, my loving wife of 46 years. I was absent from Church Sunday as all of you well know, I was sick as a mule. I showed a little life about 8:30 a.m. and went outside to sit in the sun with nothing on but my House-Robe and slippers. Miss Sue cranked her car and backed out of the Garage and waved at me as she drove off to Church. The weather wasnt bad right then, but in about 15 minutes, the clouds rolled in and the wind went to 25 knots. I decided to go in the house and back to bed. HOWEVER, Miss Sue locked the kitchen door as she exited, and all my keys and phone were in my bedroom. Now normally I would have a spare key hidden somewhere, but Miss Sues new 80 lb. Doberman decided she did not like the garage so she ate the door nob off and I just replaced it. No spare key. To make a long story short, I got in my truck in the garage and tried to sleep, cold and mad. At about 1:00 P.M. Miss Sue drove in, saw me shivering down in the truck and tried hard to show some mercy but I read right through that. So folks, do you see how tough it is being me?
Posted on: Mon, 26 Jan 2015 22:42:34 +0000
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