O. M. G. I. Am. Dying. Ya know how sometimes when you wake a - TopicsExpress



          

O. M. G. I. Am. Dying. Ya know how sometimes when you wake a little kid out of a dead sleep they act like drunk people? Well I just woke turtle up as he fell asleep watching x-men and told him to go potty before bed. This is how it went Me: turtle? Hey buddy? Ya gotta get up and go potty and go to bed Turtle: huh Me: get up, movies over go pee He proceeds to roll out of bed and stumbles to the corner Me: no guy, you have to go to the bathroom Turtle: aaagghh my eyeballs are like raisins Me: (stifling a giggle) youll be ok, just go potty and Ill put you to bed Turtle: fndnofbdjfb and heads to the bathroom while I grab his sleeping buddy I walk into the bathroom and there he is. With his skylander tighty whiteys around his knees, peeing into the trash can. Me: turtle! Turtle: grin
Posted on: Thu, 16 Oct 2014 00:38:08 +0000

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