ODE TO AN OOSIK ( Thats Walrus penis to you) Strange things have been done in the Midnight Sun and the story books are full, But the strangest tale concerns the male magnificent walrus bull! I know its rude, quite common and crude, perhaps it is grossly unkind; But with first glance at least, this bewhiskered beast, is as ugly in front as behind. Look once again, take a second look - then youll see hes not ugly or vile - Theres a hint of a grin, in that blubbery chin - and the eyes have a sly secret smile. How can this be, this clandestine glee that exudes from the walrus like music? He knows, there inside, beneath blubber and hide lies a splendid contrivance - the Oosik! Oosik you say - and quite well you may, Ill explain if you keep it between us, in the simplest truth, though rather uncouth, Oosik is, in fact, his penis! Now the size alone of this walrus bone, would indeed arouse envious thinking - it is also a fact, documented and backed, There is never a softening or shrinking! This, then, is why the smile is so sly, the walrus is rightfully proud. Though the climate is frigid, the walrus is rigid, Pray, why, is not man so endowed? Added to this, is a smile you might miss - Though the bull is entitled to bow - The one to out-smile our bull by a mile is the satisfied walrus cow! (by: Unknown)
Posted on: Sat, 26 Oct 2013 16:35:07 +0000
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