OK, I wasnt going to do this again but Cindy Gulley said 5 and hers were so good Ill do it one more time. Here goes 1. My first arrest was in 1976. I was 15. Me, Craig Stubblefield and Jamie Walker were out back of J.C. Penny drunk as hell as the cops drove by and caught us pissing on the high voltage boxes like a bunch of dumbasses.....off to jail! 2. I worked one year in Cades Cove as a tour guide taking people through the mountains on horseback. 3. Evellynne Johnson Mama Bird...taught me to fly. She was in her eighties and used to dose off while we were up. It would scare the hell out of me. I was afraid she was gonna take The Big Nap before she taught me how to land. 4. You wont believe this one......Ive never smoked pot. (Well...almost never) I tried it high school ONCE and didnt like it so I never would smoke it. Ive NEVER bought any and couldnt roll one to save my life. 5. I was at a truck stop in West Memphis and saw this black girl walking across the parking lot. Her hair was in corn rolls and full of lint and she looked like she hadnt had a bath in a month, but she had on a new dress. She climbed up on the running board of my truck and said Hey, You want a date for bout twenty dollars? I said Hell No!...she said Ten?....I said I dont never want no ten dollar pussy and you better get off my truck!
Posted on: Thu, 21 Nov 2013 01:03:28 +0000
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