OK, heres some Steve Kelley crassness: people say the French are pussies, I say nay, nay. Just use their toilet paper and you will find they are much tougher than we. I think if there were a scientific study they would find the average French person has sanded their sphincter off by age 17, and the reason they eat so much cheese is to keep them bound up so the have to force the poo out lest they shit themselves constantly. I swear each time I use the toilette (they soften the word toilet as to leave one unprepared for the upcoming blood letting) Im not sure whether to flush or call an ambulance because it looks like I have major hemmoraging.
Posted on: Sat, 04 Oct 2014 07:49:49 +0000
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