OMONDI meets his friend, who is with his girlfriend, on his way - TopicsExpress



          

OMONDI meets his friend, who is with his girlfriend, on his way home from the KOGALLO VS SOFAPAKA MATCH. OMONDI: eyi buana otieno, we hakukuja game ya leo buana what is??? OTIENO: hehe omera leo mi alikuwa na huyu baby yangu singewesa kuja. OMONDI: dhako emomiyo iabscond state fangson yawa wiyi rach?!!(because of a woman you havent come to the game?) GIRL: (rolling her eyes)mscheew beb who is this?? OTIENO: beb this is my friend omondi, omondi buana mae nyara buana, iluonge ni achieng.(this is my chic, achieng) OMONDI: to dak owach dholuo ka en nyaluo?? madam we iko ongea tu kusungu, we apana elewa luga ya mama? GIRL: excuse me? OMONDI: madam am probing in this manner, are you an occupant of the lake region merely aesthetically or are you a practicing riverlake nilote? GIRL: ehh? OMONDI: am asking, are you conniving as caucasian or were you genetically programmed to dispose off caucasian lingua in situ of your second nomenclature, which to the best of my knowledge is achieng GIRL: hehehe ghai! OMONDI: yawa otieno, why is the occupant of your cardiac vessel arranging H and A in her buccal cavity at the expense of communication with regard to my vocal questionnaire? OTIENO: hehe samehea yeye yawa, ameisi taon aminga. bai dhe wei, nasikia dhat GINIWASEKAO?!! OMONDI: but ofcoooooos! oh madam, giniwasekao means that this thing, we have made its posseson our in-thing. jaduong
Posted on: Thu, 24 Oct 2013 15:32:50 +0000

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