ONE FOOT IN MY MOUTH 10/4/14 No 47 Editorial:- Just watching from my window, a little girl and her Dad and tiny puppy running around the park. Collectively out of 8 legs, only 2 were on the ground for more than 30 secs. Thankfully they were Dads. Well I don`t know the relationship between the dog and Dad. If thats too deep move on as I do. Influx of new inmates today, we will see where they fit in. Does anybody know a Chinese speaker who can sort out my dictaphone instructions? Travel expenses (rickshaw), plus a bowl of rice a day. Please apply to Mr Paddy Field Narrow Eye Lane, Norwich. Around The World:- We had Dolly the cloned sheep and now Winnie the 12 year old dachshund has been introduced to her exact genetic replica, and it only cost £60,000. Do you remember the film `The Boys From Brazil`? Stellar cast, Sir Laurence Olivier and Gregory Peck, playing exiled Nazi`s, cloning perfect Arrian boys, near the end of their careers, making a bit of money. What a load of nonsense that was. They think they have trouble in the Balkans, in Clifton, Bristol, they have driven a 25-tonne Sherman tank through the streets in protest at parking charges. I`ve heard of the Seven Bore, but i¬m not sure of the bore of the Shermans gun. Nice to have a bit of praise from our American couzens. An American air controller with the US forces, said: When the Brits do shows of presence they almost scrape the ground.They fly so low. What I like is the quality of the pilots and the quality of the equipment. This was after a 10,000 ft dive and a low pass over Taliban insurgents. We also flew low in WWII. Finally, do you remember, Spangles, Golden Cups, Toffos, Candy whistles or Banjo`s? They have been voted UK s most missed sweets. Oh and licorice root. The Irish President sees eye to eye with the Queen. Both are 5ft 4in tall. But he is not the shortest Irish President in history. The President from 1945 to 1959, was so short that on one occasion when meeting the teams at a Gaelic football match, somebody in the crowd shouted out, Cut the grass. We can`t see the President History:- 1820; The first shipload of British settlers arrive in South Africa. 1849; The safety pin was patented by Walter Hunt of New York. 1912; Titanic set sail for New York. 1970; Paul McCartney announces he was leaving the Beatles. Birthdays:- 1932; Omar Sharif, actor ( Lawrence of Arabia ) 82. 1955; Lesley Garrett, soprano.59. Sport:- In 2005 Tiger woods won his first Masters title. And it`s Masters time again. Four days of unessarsery smoltz, which can only be got away with in America and that surrounds one of the greatest golf tournaments on earth. Lets face it Auguster is an incredibly beautiful place. OK enough sucking up, who is going to win? No of Wins by Nationality. Us 57 S Africa 5 Spain 4 England 3 Germany 2 Scotland 1 The weekend has the London Marathon. To run a marathon in just over 2 hours means running around 2.55 per Klm, Mo is used to running about 2.20 to 2.30 per Klm. But he does this over 5 and 10 thousand meters, so it will be very interesting. Go Mo. Word of the day. Ad Infinitum. Comes from the Latin word of the same spelling, which means infinity.
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