ONYANGO: Njeri, your cellular gadget has intercepted some electromagnetic waves and is currently summoning your attention NJERI: ati? ONYANGO: simu yako kwisalia. Mtu anapigia wewe sahu NJERI: bado niko kwa shower sweety, please receive it for me ONYANGO: hallo…. CALLER: njeri..eh, weko? Ne mwigithania ne ...ikomi na emwe ONYANGO: your lingual is foreign to my cochlea. Please utter alphabets in a universal manner so that I can derive sense from this dialogue CALLER: kwani njeri yuko wapi? ONYANGO: njeri is currently interacting with hot shower in my master bedroom that is located at the artic section of my bungalow. She cannot commence dialogue with u as her phone is not water proof like the one I own which can receive calls even while im submerged in my marbled jaccuzi CALLER: wewe ni nani? ONYANGO: yawaa do you have air-time of 2000 shillings and above? any airtime below that amount is not enough to permit me to finish explaining to u who I am via the phone as my accolades are too numerous. But to comprehend me better, visit any booksop near u andpurchase a book titled “knowing professor Onyango, the individual with PHD’s whose number exceeds the mythical lives ofacat”..i authored it when I came back from the diaspora in the previous year CALLER: nauliza wewe ni nanikwa njeri? ONYANGO: I am the individual whom njeri surrenders to her fauna in absentia of clothing….. CALLER: ati umesema nini? ONYANGO: Yes I am the individual who relays copulative sensations to njeri’s pelvic areas CALLER: auwiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiii, ati umesema nini? ONYANGO: I am the individual who exposes njeri’s lower limbs to mirror an obtuse angle yawaaa. Mimi ndio boyfriend yake jowaa. Andwho are u? CALLER: ngai fafa….. umeharibu mtoto wangu .mimi ni mamake njeri…. ONYANGO: ohh I was talkingto my designatedmothe r in law yawaa. Please ooze pardon towards my manners madam and permit me to introduce myself properly…. I am the homo-sapien currently in pursuit of your daughters’ genitalias with an aim of detainingher matrimonially! GOOD MORNING KISUMU Like_Share_Comment
Posted on: Tue, 11 Mar 2014 05:16:31 +0000
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