OUT OF TOPIC Various Kinds of Farts And Benefits. Hahaha, apparently farting it varies too. Many things can affect the fart differences with one another. Among these are factors the place, time, and situations. In addition, too many fart benefits. The following kinds of farts and benefits ...: Various fart: Fart "empty barrel tinny sound" This fart sounds just tight, but not no smell. Fart "silent but deadly" The opposite kind of fart fart that in above; did not go off, but the smell is not abysmally scary. People who already become an expert in the kind of fart is even can cause odors mahadahsyat and high strength so that the whole building can smell it. Fart scented The distinct aroma of fart fart common, because the offender had just eat food that smells typical. Farts can also occur if the offender spraying perfume in the hole anus. Fart combo Fart in large quantities occurring in repeatedly. Usually silent tight. Fart bermelodi Fart in a voice pitched. Which already experts can play a song. Fart squirt Not only the gas that comes out of the hole. Usually viscous substances or colored liquid yellowish brown. Fart loudly Performers must use all the muscles and the power to do so. Farts do not accidentally Performers absolutely no preparation to do so. Often occurs when the person struck by others, or surprised yourself. Fart with a laugh Fart types are divided into 2 types, namely: Active method, in which the perpetrator intentionally do fart while laughing (usually lol) to cover up the noise posed. Passive method, in which the offender without accidentally farted while laughing made by others. Fart minimalist No smell and sound. Just release a little gas from the body. Fart dishonest People who fart when the blame others. Fart true People who fart exhausted, he admit. Fart CS and PB Before fart, he shouted "FIRE IN A HOLE!" Fart kungfu Before fart, he shouted "CIAAAT!" Fart success Fart exhausted, she said "YES!" Kentuters magic If fart â? |. could smell for days. Benefits fart: 1. Relax the body. 2. Enliven the atmosphere. 3. Embarrass yourself. 4. Blame someone else. 5. Playing music (for the experts). 6. To be used as a deadly weapon. 7. To show / show-off. 8. To spit / attract attention others. 9. So the body fragrances. But there is no perfume factory that makes perfumes scented farts. 10. Paved the atmosphere (people will run away when smelling farts). 11. Increase the value. Test fitting fart deh, the exam room definitely keep faith to exit. Use this opportunity as possible. Be sure to consume jengkol, bananas, shrimp paste, salted fish, cassava to improve the validity of your fart. WELCOME ENJOY
Posted on: Sun, 07 Jul 2013 04:30:32 +0000
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