OW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND...(Czer Style ) Shhhh, I know. I know. That headline sounds a bit strange, right? Like, you are looking at it and wondering when the heck I turned into a love doctor. Alright, before you start swallowing everything you are going to read here let me make something very clear. So what do I want to make very clear. This is it: I DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. But you know what they say; na single people dey give relationship advice pass. So, basically, what you are about to read is a relationship advise from a single brother. Firstly, I dont believe having a girlfriend is bad. As a matter of fact, if my son doesnt start dating from the age of 17, I am going to shoot him in the head. I dont want a gay son biko. Its necessary that he starts learning how to handle women from a tender age because it can really take years to master the human female species. *sigh* Alright, Im digressing. Back to the headline: How to get a girlfriend. Like every update I put up here on Facebook, something always makes me do it. Personally, I dont like dating - I can never be interested for too long (yes o, I get issues - I know). So girls I meet, I tell them - see eh, if I start liking you too much I will start avoiding you. It shocks them when Im that direct sha I guess Im a chicken hearted fool who is afraid of falling in love. Jeez, Im digressing again. *sighs* Im having a hard time collecting my thoughts here, Im depressed again - some issues and all and no, its not related to a girl. So back to what I was saying. What made me come here to write about this was because of what I saw today. I saw a guy begging a girl to date him. Like, he was shamelessly asking this girl out like his life depended on it. So I look at him with disgust in my eye and just stopped myself from punching him in the face (not like he would have noticed sha, the way he was focusing on the girl and all). In a movie, what he did would have been cool. As in, it would have been tagged romantic. In real life, however, that shit is bullshit (pardon the language) You see, I have sisters. I want any guy that comes into their lives to treat them well but a man who begs for love is what I wouldnt want for them, God forbid that a begger will meet my sister. This is my point. A girl either likes you or she doesnt. Matter of fact, begging her to like you will only make her look down on you. Nobody gets attracted to someone who begs for love - nobody. If she dates you when you beg it would only be out of pity. There is this girl I met, really pretty, as in very pretty babe. Ugly dude like me, I dont know what got into her and she started giving me green lights. Yes, it shocked me too. In my non-aggressive way, I returned the light kwa cos I liked her. Then she probably remembered she was hot and started giving me attitude. Ogbeni, I multiplied the attitude and gave it back to her big time then went to the memory card in my brain where she was and pressed the delete button (I have trained myself in doing that over the years till I got good at it). See eh, when you go after love - keep your dignity. Nobody is too good for anybody. As a man you are a prize. Respect her but not at the expense of your dignity. Beg? No - never try that stuff. Never try too hard to impress. If the little things you do cant impress her then nothing else will - bone am. Respect yourself too, that way you will be respected back. And hey, dont bore the poor girl...give her a little space, she has her own life to live. If she disrespects you, stop chasing her biko. Really, you should. Dont go to her and immediately ask her to be your girlfriend. Get to know her first, go out on a couple of dates - sometimes after the second date you will find out you dont like her as much as you thought you did. Use yankee movie as a template. They dont say: be my girlfriend, they just allow the thing flow. Take your eyes off her boobs and concentrate on her as a person, knock those dirty images you have of her in your head cos it will show in your eyes - girls have a way of spotting those kinda things. She is not the one choosing you, dont forget that. When you give her the impression that she is the one choosing you and doing you a favour by dating you - your value goes down. You two are making the decision, she is making a decision to date you and you are making a decision to date her - she is not choosing you, you no be okirika biko You are a prize, brother. Dont forget that; keep your dignity.
Posted on: Sun, 28 Dec 2014 17:31:34 +0000
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