Obama went for a ride in a hot air balloon. After an hour he suddenly realized he was lost. He lowered his altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. He shouted to him, Excuse me, can you help me? I promised some supporters I would meet with them an hour ago, but I dont know where I am. The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, Youre in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above g...round elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude. Obama rolled his eyes and said, You must be a Republican. I am, replied the man. How did you know? Well, answered Obama, everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and Im still lost. Frankly, youve not been much help to me. The man smiled and responded, You must be President Obama, the left wing Liberal. I am, replied Obama. How did you know? Well, said the man, you dont know where you are -- or where you are going. Youve risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made lots of promises you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. Youre in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now its my fault!~
Posted on: Mon, 04 Nov 2013 20:06:33 +0000
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