Oh My God-ah! You aint gonna believe what Dewey has just done! It was his turn to come up with a town slogan for this years county fair. Mum-m-muh! Boy-o-boy! Did he ever do it this time. Okay . . . now, some of you know that were in the middle of a Too Many Babies And Not Enough Parents To Go Around crisis, right? And how the Mens Fellowship got together and decided to start talkin more about their goobers to their boys so as to teach them some manners and what not? We got this campaign centered around talking to our boys more about our goobers and teachin’ them the responsibility that comes with swingin’ a pair. You know, the birds and the bees? So anyways . . . Dewey come up with this question, “If your penis could talk, what would it say?” And . . . he has Goober sayin’ it during KneeCap Theatre. Talk about genious. WTF!!!!! And . . . plus, he sent it out over the online web. The most common response was, after, “Woo-loo, Woo-loo, Woo-loo,” “Man, you crazy. I ain’t going in there!” Now, he’s got this hair-brained idea that he wants folks to send in their best cartoon voice saying, “Man, you crazy. I ain’t going in there!” You know, sometimes I wish theyda left them extra digits on Deweys hands so I could just point. That sure would save a lot of time. Anyways . . . Whatcha gonna do?
Posted on: Sun, 20 Jul 2014 23:07:14 +0000
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