Oh my Lord.....If I could reach thru a phone I would be on my way to prison for sure right now. I just got a call from a lady from some number I didnt recognize and after I answered it she asked if was indeed John Catlin. Not knowing if it might be the hospital with information about my Mother in Law I told her who I was. She went on to verify my phone number (Lady....You called me....I didnt call you.) and again I told her the number was correct. She then went on to ask about my mailing address and it was then I told her to get to the point as I was expecting news on my Mother in Law who was recently admitted to the hospital. Sir......If you would be so kind as to give me a minute of your time I am sure the information about our amazing new phone service offer will make any other news you are expecting pale by comparison. I was stunned. It took me a second to comprehend what she just said....However.....I am proud to say it didnt take me but a second to regroup and out came every cuss word I knew and was previously known to man and even a few that hadnt been invented yet. I made that woman question her heritage, her lineage and her origin of species. I left no rock unturned where I might dig up and find an insult of any significance buried. I guarantee I will be discussed around her dinner table tonight when she relates How was your day today Honey? to the rest of her family. I would even go so far as to say she will be looking over her shoulder tonight when she gets off work and is walking to her car. Any telemarketers reading this......May you live a long, vermin infested, lice ridden, scab covered, pus filled, disease ridden existence for the remainder of your days. Now......Thats MY offer.
Posted on: Mon, 02 Jun 2014 16:03:53 +0000
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