Oh my... Now that i have woke myself up like a total of 6 times from snoring. I fall into a sleep somehow only to be woken by the most ridiculous dream. Here is how it went. So.... I am at a zoo. No idea why the zoo but I am at the zoo... At this zoo there was vending machine and I bought cigarettes that came out of a water fountain. (weird, I know...) So after I play cops and robbers and tackle to dude for my 8 dollar pack of smokes.. Which by the way, he broke his leg and I have no idea how... I look around and not a soul around. This place was just packed with people... I am now in a cage with Lions... When I say cage; its one of those you know like we have the buffalo in at the bramble park zoo... I see them all digging like ferocious wild beasts... I think to myself... what in gods name are they digging for? and I kid you not!! A lion spoke to me. He said were digging for the tigers! As dumb founded as I was that a tiger just talked to me, the fact they are digging for tigers and they didnt eat me; it is now when I figured I best get the hell out of there. I jumped the fence and got out! Whew... I never ever knew I was sooo fast! I get out... Only to find that there are hyenas out there. 6 of em coming right at me. So... back to a fence, I go!... I am crawling this damn fence that saved me once before. Now... Im on the fence panicking, what the world am I going to do? Seriously... Oh, yes... I forgot I have a bag of crackers in my pocket so I pull em out to throw at the hyenas to distract them... In my mind... I am making it back to this lion that just talked to me. He will have fun with these guys... I mean face it. If he (the lion) was going to eat me, he would have done it, besides... I think we are friends now!!... Then I wake up to realize... I have only been in bed for an hour.
Posted on: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 06:12:22 +0000
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