Oh no, this just in, and its bad news... This morning, Pakistani Phil, the grand imam of all gophers, finally looked up out of his burrow in the decrepit hole in which he dwells, and he saw that the infidel shadow was once again pointing towards Mecca.... ...the jihad will continue this year, as it has for 1400 years, until the infidel shadow points towards the rising sun, not towards Mecca! Imshallah. Okay, we now return you to what Ellen DeGeneres wore, said, did at Oscars Pizzaria!
Posted on: Tue, 04 Mar 2014 20:06:02 +0000
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