Ok. After all the things Ive seen, been through, done to others,to myself, others have done to me...I really NEED to join witness protection program. Probably get a surgery and change certain key features about me - smaller ass, bigger boobs, fuller lips, sharper cheekbones etc, change my demeanour - walk, talk, gestures, laughter,facial expressions,thought pattern. I would need to change friends(except for a few,if I can convince them to come with me),move some place else, make up a background of a totally different person - new family,it wouldnt kill to claim Ive been divorced,twice, etc. Also change my name to Phetsile Rapunzel Johnson (if you know a lot of Xhosas,youd know this is an African name). And last,but not least, I would have to get more and better qualifications. Say, a phD in Criminal Law, Masters degree in Public speaking, Bsc. in Leadership, Diploma in Acting and a Medicine certificate. I feel like a new person already :)
Posted on: Mon, 14 Jul 2014 08:06:53 +0000
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